cyndaphil:

ash was RIPPED and we didn’t even know???????????


sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.


rp0077:

micasablumpkins:

the-unpopular-opinions:

i really hate seeing children at gay rallies. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to gay rallies by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in gay marriage. 

i really hate seeing children in churches. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to churches by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in a magic man in the sky who will send them to hell if they touch themselves or eat shrimp.

omg


sluttyoliveoil:

fight like a bitch die like a bitch


mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO


Posted 4 hours ago 76,955 notes © mr-egbutt

quazza:

sammysdimples:

mcchampionpants:

newpope:

piobrando:

this is my favorite family feud moment

image

no one witnesses the fall of humanity more than him

I’m crying

steve harvey is the best host this show has ever had god blesst


myndirnotur:

this show has 7 emmys


Posted 10 hours ago 28,710 notes © jardsale

courtaa:

Seth Rogan for best boyfriend.


  • citizen: it's a bird!
  • citizen: it's a plane!
  •  *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
  • superman: it's a metaphor

Posted 10 hours ago 44,567 notes © litlpup

SHAKIN’ LIKE A DOG SHITTIN’ RAZOR BLADES


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