Someday I just want to quit my job, swear off school, and live in a van.


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bludgertothehead:

but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it 


disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope


editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

prasm:

yourscientistfriend:

wheatily:

poots

I laughed so hard at the word poots

These poots are made for walkin

how much do you have to hate yourself


mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder



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foxandwhat:

littlefoxling:

fury-oh-sea:

um.

WHEN SHE WON HER BOYFRIEND SCALED THE TOWER TO JOIN HER AND SHE HUGS HIM AND SAYS “I DID IT” IN THE CUTEST LITTLE KID VOICE EVER it’s the best.

LET IT BE KNOWN SHE IS ONLY 5 FOOT TALL! MEN WITH HUGE ARM SPANS FAILED AT TASKS SHE SUCCEEDED AT! I LOVE HER! 



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bunsen:

i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that 


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kyunomahou:

whatfulllipsyouhave:

meredithalden:

a public service announcement

I still don’t understand why none of my art teachers ever told us this.

THANK YOU!


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